March 14th is Steak and BJ Day! This new "holiday" is the guy's version of Valentine's Day. Since Valentine's s all about the women, this holiday was designed to make men happy, at least one day a year.You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.
Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.
So mark your wife's or girlfriend's calender guys!
7 comments:
So...if I am a gay man married to a gay man do we 69 for March 14th?
There are some nice steak and bj shirts on this site. I like the "I Love BlowJobs" one.. except, i'm not sure my girlfriend would like me wearing that... LOL.
www.SteakandBJ.com
I thought it was March 20th ... since I'm a girlfriend, it's pretty important I know the exact date... or is that all part of the plan, confusion makes more S & BJ-days?
In honor of such a great holiday, I offer the following Not-For-Hallmark greetings….
It’s March 14th
You know what that means
I’ll gobble your knob
And juggle your beans
Now eat your steak
Like a good little chum
And when you’re all finished
I’ll swallow your cum!
Source: www.SteakandBJ.com
we girls at Adam & Eve in Brownstown Michigan have been promoting this day for over a month now, and everyone seems to love it. we have BJ Kits here at our store and the party store next door has our NY Strips on ice for us. seems to be going pretty well
us girls at Adam & Eve in Brownstown, Mi have been promoting this day for a cpl months now and it seems to be a hit. we have BJ kits at our store & the party store next door has our NY Strips on ice for us. everyone loves the idea and sadly not many know about it, but we are doing our best to inform the masses!!
Love the post, but it's now somewhat out of date... We recently launched a brand new site, with loads of shiny web 2.0 features...
Will. Blow. You. Away. Literally.
http://www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com
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